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Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain. Ajit: Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling's typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
Ajeet: Raabert, in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger starrt kar do. Raabert: Lekin kyoon, baas? Ajeet: Saale Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
Ajeet: Raabert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Raabert: Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakka maar raha hai. Ajeet: Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse phone milana. Raabert: Yes Boss. Ajeet: (on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa hamare kabze mein hai .......
Scene: Ajeet comes to know about the traitor in his gang. Ajeet: Raabert, ise ShamePain mein daal tho, agar Shame se nahi mara to Pain se mar jayega.
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