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 Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him.
     Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain.....
            A pause.....
            Tum chootti le lo.



   Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....
    Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
     Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
     Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
      Ajeet: Repeater.



      Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss".....
   Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap?
     Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung.
   Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!!
     Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har
            teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.


     Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo.
   Raabert: Stool, boss ?
     Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.


     Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela.
     Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara
            rang laga do.
    Maikal: Lekin kyon baas?
     Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
            range haathon pakad legi. he he he....



     Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock...
    Raabert: Boss....more.. more...
     Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says...
     Ajeet : Nomore !


 

 





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