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Scene: Ajeet is worried about something. Robert is facing him. Ajeet: Shanker kaal bahuth bada maal Versova beach per aane wala hain..... A pause..... Tum chootti le lo.
Scene: Raabert had twins and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye.. Ajeet : Ek ka naam rakho Peter.... Raabert: boss or doosre ka ? Ajeet: Repeater.
Scene: Raabert had triplet and comes to the "Boss"..... Raabert: Boss, mera teen bachche ka keya naam shoche hein aap? Ajeet: Ek Naam rakhkho, Peter, Repeater aur Wang Chung. Raabert: Teesra ka naam "Wang Chung" kiu boss???!!! Ajeet: Beokuf, tumhe malum nehi...is prithwi me paida hone waalaa har teesra bachcha Chinese hota hai.
Ajeet: Raabert, is bail kaa stool test karo. Raabert: Stool, boss ? Ajeet: Aakhir pataa chale ki ye bullshit kya cheez hai.
Scene: Ajeet get's hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela. Ajeet: Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do. Maikal: Lekin kyon baas? Ajeet: Bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
Scene: Raabert and Ajeet go for shikar...Raabert spots a peacock... Raabert: Boss....more.. more... Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it and says... Ajeet : Nomore !
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