Bollywood PJs

Q : What Would Dharmendra Say To Hema Malini If He Wants Her To Call Him Up?
A : RING DE BASANTI¦

 

Q : A Man Asks For Priyagold Biscuits From Inzamam. Why?
A : Priyagold! 'HAQ' Se Maango¦

 

Q : Once An Auto Rickshaw Driver Enters Into NO ENTRY.
      The Police Does Not Stops Him. Why?
A : Because He Was Walking¦

 

Q : Once A Cockroach Was Singing A Song While He Was Walking On The Road...
      But All Of A Sudden He Died. Why?
A : B'coz The Song He Was Singing Was HIT!!!