Q :  How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A :  A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :

Q :  How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A :  He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :

Q :  What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A :  After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :

Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?

Q:  What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.