Q :  Red-line private buses are notorious for their recklessness
     and hit rate. When a red-line bus is on the road, which is
     the best place be in?
A :  Inside the bus.
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Q:  Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city
    (Maha Nagri)?
A:  Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.

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