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10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? 7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. 6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo..... 5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan 4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai. 3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho. 2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai. ----> And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon. Here are the best of the rest... - Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain - lo...muh meetha kar lo - mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi - aaj pinky ka janam din hai - yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib - Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!! - Ma, tum kitni achchi ho - Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events) - arre isse to tez bukhar hai - Nikal jaa mere ghar say... - Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay - khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best: - tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ... - gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do. - Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya.. - Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai - Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai - Driver, gaadi roko - Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede.... - Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta" - aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor - tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai. - Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai - Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe - (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) Main kahan hun? - Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha? - "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta - "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ?? - Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baarkuch maang........ - KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN - Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
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