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As you know there is art of writing - and a matching art in reading. When this art is applied into travel brochures you will get this . Without wishing to suggest that the following translations always apply, nonetheless you might find the following terms to be of very amusing............... Brochure Term | Translation | | Pre-registered rooms | Already occupied | | Deluxe | Standard | | Standard | Substandard | | Light and airy | No air conditioning | | Majestic setting | A long way from town | | Picturesque | Theme park nearby | | Tropical | Rainy | | Options galore | Nothing is included in the itinerary | | Secluded hideaway | Impossible to find or get to | | Explore on your own | Pay for it yourself | | Knowledgeable trip hosts | They've flown before | | No extra fees | No extras | | Nominal charge | Outrageous charge | | Superior | Two free shower caps | | All the amenities | One free shower cap | | Plush | Top and bottom sheets | | Gentle breezes | Gale-force winds | | Open bar | Free ice cubes |
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