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Sardar's Blunders

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Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the passport size photograph of his son (for college admission). Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a photograph"
The rest is history.


He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital. He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse condition.  Banta  explained what happened to him  He had gone to a remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the  next house and asked whether he can stay there for the   night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow   you to stay".

He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up"
Daughters?".  The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted
to stay here for a night....."  

The rest is history.


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