- Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
- Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
- On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
- Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
- Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
- My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
- Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
- Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
- Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.
Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run. Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.) Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it. Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle. Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag. Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites! Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef. Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar! Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United. Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope." Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands." Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"... On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next ( Prasad;He opened him like a can of beans. When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves. Navjot Sidhu:(on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!! Ashish Nehra:(facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree. Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30! Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly. Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!! Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing. |
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