Mallu Jokes
What's a smart Malayalee called?
Debo-nair.
An extraordinary malayalee ..
PHENO-MENON
A smart and extraordinary malayalee ..
VIJI-MENON
How do u identify a Mallu?
Zimply.
UP Jokes
Agni-hot-tree.
a son of 2 fathers .. Dvivedi
of 3 fathers .. Trivedi
of 4 fathers .. Chaturvedi
of 5 fathers .. Pandey
of several fathers .. Misra
of unknown parentage .. Gupta
Hotel California - Desi Style
brylcreem in my hair
warm smell of parathas
rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
my eyes grew dim and my head grew light
I had to stop for the night
There they stood in the doorway
they were desis you could tell
I got out fearfully
saying this will surely be hell
All around us were buildings
Sun, SGI and Dell
I slowly unloaded my things
In the shadows of Intel
And still those parking lots were full of Hondas
waiting up in the middle of the night
to be driven home by programers
Welcome to the town of Sunnyvale
such a desi place, such a crazy place
we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale
such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives
My heartstrings were twisted
I wanted to feel at home
where thousands of desis existed
and no white man dared roam
Sambar stains on the ceilings
mango lassis on ice
sit and watch the paint peeling
or make daal and boil rice
But my mind revolted
at the very thought
I grabbed my bag and bolted
I'd escape no matter what
And still those voices are calling from far away
wake you up in the middle of the night
I can hear them say
Welcome to the town of Sunnyvale
such a desi place, such a crazy place
we're livin' it up in the town of Sunnyvale
such a nice surprise, so many people with no lives
I wake up in a cold sweat thank god it was a dream,
there is no need to fret.
I still live in the Marin.
Oh, I still live in Marin.
written by Jai Natarajan
California Girls - Desi Style
Malayali girls seem so innocent, but ya know what's on their mind
Andhra girls are bashful, Bengalis are so cosy
Kashmiri girls keep you warm at night with their cheeks so rosy
Punjabi girls are flirts, Oriya girls are charming
And Tamil girls squeeze you so tight, they really are alarming
But there's one place in this whole land where I'm never lonely
'Cause the cutest girls in all the world are in Bombay only
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
Girls elsewhere just can't compare to the ghagara of gujarat
Out their way no one can say how many they've broken hearts
Bombay girls have style - how they pucker those pouting lips
Bombay girls got that twinkle in their eye 'n' lovely swayinghips
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
U.P girls are sweet, Rajasthanis true for life
Head on down to Karnataka if you're looking for a wife
But there's one place in this whole world where I'm never lonely
'Cause the cuttest girls in all the world are in Bombay only
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
I wish they all could be Bombay girls !
love, for Bombaywalli.