Desi Jokes Collection 1

Om Shanti Om ka dialogue students ke andaz me

Itni shiddat se maine pas hone ki koshish ki hai,
K har teacher ne muje marks na dene ki sazish ki h,
agar tum kisi papr me pas hona chahate ho,
to sari kaynanta tume usme pas karane me lag jati hai,
ye xams b hindi flimo ki tarah hi hote hai,
end tk sab kuch acha ho jata hai

Aur agar aisa na hota to xams abi khatam nahi hua

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Ek aur saal bahi hai mere dost!

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Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick

Toot gayi mere dil ki deewar brick by brick

SO WHAT

Chutki me chipkaye FEVIWIK

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Height of BINDASNESS

Finishing d paper & coming out of the exam hall and asking

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"Kuan sa subject that woh?"

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Teacher: What is ur caste?

Student: Pehle hum Singh they,
Fir Rajput hue,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
Abhi hai Darzi,
aage Mummy ki marzi

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Whats the diff between Dava Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



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