You know your parents are desi when...Part 3

You know your parents are desi when.......

  1. They have one of these three cars, an Olds Cutlass Ciera, a Honda Accord or a Toyota Camry. (Sindhi's drive a Lexus or a Mercedes.)
  2. When family friends come over, you have ten conversations going on in the same room at the same time very loudly.
  3. You eat dinner on the floor covered with newspapers when company comes over.
  4. Your parents tell you to not care what your friends think but they won't let you do certain things because of what the other "Uncles and Aunties" will think.
  5. You've never owned white clothing because it will be hard to take stains out of it. (That's what mom says.)
  6. You have a collection of used wrapping paper and bows that have been saved for re-use.
  7. Your bio-data and picture have been circulated more than your resume.
  8. Your parents won't let you attend college outside of your hometown because you might actually date members of the opposite sex!

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