Travel Brochure Decoded

As you know there is art of writing - and a matching art in reading. When this art is applied into travel brochures you will get this . Without wishing to suggest that the following translations always apply, nonetheless you might find the following terms to be of very amusing...............

Brochure Term

Translation

Pre-registered roomsAlready occupied
DeluxeStandard
StandardSubstandard
Light and airyNo air conditioning
Majestic settingA long way from town
PicturesqueTheme park nearby
TropicalRainy
Options galoreNothing is included in the itinerary
Secluded hideawayImpossible to find or get to
Explore on your ownPay for it yourself
Knowledgeable trip hostsThey've flown before
No extra feesNo extras
Nominal chargeOutrageous charge
SuperiorTwo free shower caps
All the amenitiesOne free shower cap
PlushTop and bottom sheets
Gentle breezesGale-force winds
Open barFree ice cubes

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