Songs of Desi Programmers

# Local Variable:

Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri, kahani hai, pal do pal meri hasti hai..

# Global Variable:

Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon ,har ik pal meri, kahani hai,har ik pal meri hasti hai


# Null Pointers:

Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers:

Maut bhi aati nahi ,jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto:

Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam, Ye manzilen hain kaun si,Na woh samajh sake na hum

# Two Recursive functions calling each other:

Mujhe kuchh kehna hein,mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger:

Jab koi baat bigad jaye,Jab koi mushkil pad jaye tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB:

Yeh haseen vaadiyan,Yeh khula asmaan, Aa gaye hum kahan.

# Untrackable bug:

Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client):

Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, kab hua, Kyon hua.

# And then to the client:

Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.

# Load Balancing:

Saathi haath badhana, ek akela thak jayega,mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection):

suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?, abhee to nahin..

# Windows getting open sourced:

Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao, parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha,allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba


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