What happens if 1 Rupee were 45 dollars

Scene 1: Microsoft Corporation, New York , US Some s/w
engineers are seeing some photographs.

s/w engg 1 : What€™s that?

s/w engg 2 : Bob€™s photographs from India .

s/w engg 1 : Wow. Let me see. Which is this place?

s/w engg 3 : (Sees the photo) This is Himayatnagar, Hyderabad

s/w engg 1 : Fundoo yaar! And what is this? He got Bajaj Pulsar also.

s/w engg 2 : Let me see (sees). This guy enjoys life maan€¦

s/w engg 3 : You know how much an Bajaj Pulsar costs?
Nearly 60K€¦..
Say it in dollars€¦ (60000*45 = 27,00,000 dollars)

s/w engg 2: Oops. We can€™t dream of such a thing here.


s/w engg 1 : Let€™s go to India & try for a job.

[Everybody excited.]

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SCENE 2 : Sun Microsystems, SanFrancisco , California, US

s/w engg 1: I€™m with you man. My Visa is expected anytime. Soon I will
fly to India

s/w engg 2: Ohhh€¦. When is the party?

s/w engg 1: When I get it on hand.

s/w engg 2: Where will you be working?

s/w engg 1 : I€™ll be working in Amberpet

s/w engg 2 : Oh! Amberpet. Great yaar. where it is€¦

s/w engg 1 : It is in Hyd.

s/w engg 3 : Fundoo place yaar. Nice climate Not like California.
You€™ll love the weather yaar. One of my friends is in Bhongir€¦
He says it€™s the ultimate place to live in. Cool maan.

s/w engg 2 : Who is the client yaar?

s/w engg 1: You know Municipal Corporation of Hyderabad ?

s/w engg 3 : Yeah. MCH. One of my friends is there in
the Road Cleaning Division. Most challenging job yaar. People are
working in the cutting edge of technology there.

s/w engg 1 : I€™ll be writing software for the accounts department of
the GCU.

s/w engg 2: GCU? what it means€¦?

s/w engg 1 : that is Garbage Collecting Unit.

s/w engg 3 : : Great yaar. That€™s what I like about
that country. You can get a job which requires all your skill. Not like
here. See I€™m writing software for the space shuttle remote control.
I hate this.

s/w engg 1 : Don€™t worry guys. I€™ll give you my
Hotmail id. You can send your resume to me and I€™ll forward it to the HRD.

[Everybody takes down his Hotmail id.]

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SCENE 3: IBM, New York, US

(Conversation between a Male s/w engg. and Female s/w engg.)

Male : Hi!

Female: Hi. You know. I€™m planning to settle in India soon.

Male : What??

Female : Yeah. My marriage will be here in America only. He is doing
his Ph.D in J.N.T.U and he€™s coming here for a month. His study
will be over in 2 months. He€™s already got a job in MSCB. We planned to
settle in Hyd itself€¦ I€™m also planning to work there. Let€™s see€¦

Male: Good luck€¦ dont forget us & US€¦

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SCENE 4: Intel Corp. US

s/w engg 1: Great news guys. Our George has got
admission in the IGNOU with scholarship for B.A History. A
great new field yaar€¦

All are excited€¦

George : Got my Visa yesterday. It€™s all finalized now.

s/w engg 2 : Congrats yaar. So you are out of this country.

s/w engg 1 : B.A in Histroy€¦ohh. ..man, enjoy your life there!!

s/w engg 2 :Got full aid, eh?

George : Yeah. Got the UGC scholarship That will be 1200 Rupees / year.

s/w engg 1 : Great. Enjoy.

s/w engg 2 : (Thinking loud): 1200 Indian Rupees€¦!
that means 1200 * 45 = 54000 Dollars€¦ with that amount I can buy an
three bed-room flat & a Mercedes here€¦!!!

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SCENE 5

A foreigner working in Hyderabad as Software Engg gets
a call from his Home ..

Father : What are you doing son ?

S/w Eng : Having breakfast ?

Father : what are you eating ?

S/w Eng: Coconut Sauce and Rice Bread i.e.,(Idli and Chutney)


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