Shayari

Suno gaur se 'Pepsi' walo. Buri nazar na 'Coke' pe dalo, Chahe jitna 'Dew' pila lo, Sabse aage hoga 'Nimbu Pani' Hum toh hain poore 'Hindustani'

 

Abhi to dosti shuru ki hai, Waqt aane par dosti ka farz bhi nibhayenge, Dil par patthar rakhkar, Ek din hum khud tumhe MENTAL HOSPITAL chod aayenge!!

 

Ek khwab, ek khayal, ek hakikat ho tum, Dosti me padnewali har jarurat ho tum, Jisko roj ek sms karna pade, Kya yar ajib musibat ho tum....

 

Tum Apun Ko Itna SmS Karta Hai! Apun Ko REPLY Karne Ko Majboor Karta Hai! Kya Iske Peeche Koi PLAN Hai? Ya Auro Ki TarAh Tum Bhi Apun Ka FAN Hai?

 

Hawa mey bindaas udd raha tha ghalib Wah! Wah! Hawa mey azaad udd raha tha ghalib Bahut Khoob! Hawa mey betaab udd raha tha ghalib Ruk gayi hawa, gir gaya ghalib!

 

Shehar ki Gali mein paan ki dukan, devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, khake paan paro boli, "shukriya Bhaijaan"

 

Dastur-e-wafa hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona, hum roz manayenge, Teri dosti ka sila hum is tara nibhayenge, shadi ho teri aur dulhan hum le jayenge!!

 

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo

 

Macchar jo kaate apko toh mat hona hairaan. wah wah wah! Macchar jo kaate apko toh mat hona hairaan, Anjaane mey hee sahi, Aap kar rahe hai Rakth Daan. Wah Wah...

 

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