What does ABCD stand for?

What does ABCD stand for?
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America
Based
Confused
Desi
Escaped
From
Gujarat;
Housed
In
Jersey;
Keeping
Lotsa'
Motels
Named
Omkarnath
Patel;
Quickly
Reached
Success
Through
Underhanded
Vicious
Ways;
Xenophobic
Yet
Zealous

America Born Confused Desis

Amrikan Born Cute Desinis ;-)

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