Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 16

1. Mulla Nasrudin was being selected as a juror in a murder trial. The attorney for the defense was
challenging prospective jurors. He questioned Mulla Nasrudin, "Are you married or single?"
"Married for ten years," said the Mulla. "Have you formed or expressed an opinion?" asked the
attorney. "NOT FOR TEN YEARS," replied Nasrudin.


2. Mulla Nasrudin was visiting his psychiatrist. Among the many questions the doctor asked was:
"Are you bothered by improper thoughts?" "NOT AT ALL," said Nasrudin. "THE TRUTH IS I
RATHER ENJOY THEM."



3. "Why don't you s picking on me?" said Mulla Nasrudin to his wife. "I am trying to do
everything possible to make you happy." "There's one thing you haven't done that my first
husband did to make me happy," she said. "What's that?" asked the Mulla. "HE DROPPED
DEAD," she said.



4. The young daughter of Mulla Nasrudin heard a tapping on her window in the early hours of the
morning. There on a ladder was her boyfriend. Their elopement was going according to plan.
"Are you all ready?" her boyfriend asked. "Yes," whispered the girl, "but don't talk so loud, you
might wake up my father." "WAKE HIM UP?" her boyfriend asked. "WHO DO YOU THINK IS
HOLDING THE LADDER?"



5. "Why are you so down in the mouth, Mulla?" asked someone in the tavern. "Aw," said Mulla
Nasrudin, "I just heard a guy call another fellow a liar. And that fellow said that if he didn't
apologize, he would whip him." "Well, why should that make you so sad?" asked the first.
"BECAUSE," said Nasrudin, "THE GUY APOLOGIZED."

6. It was the 'better part of town' and the lady who came to the door said to Mulla Nasrudin: "I
should think you would be ashamed to beg in this neighborhood." "DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR IT,
LADY," said Nasrudin, "I HAVE SEEN WORSE."


7. "It certainly is hard," said the sad individual "to love one's relatives." "HARD? " said Nasrudin.
"HARD? IT IS PRACTICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!"



8. The editor of the local newspaper was beside himself. He said to Mulla Nasrudin in the
teahouse: "What are we going to do for our front page tonight? Nothing scandalous has
happened in town for almost twenty-four hours!" "TAKE IT EASY " said Nasrudin. "SOMETHING
WILL HAPPEN. YOU SHOULDN'T LOSE FAITH IN HUMAN NATURE, SIR."


9. "This sure is a lousy party," a guest at a cocktail party said to Mulla Nasrudin, who was next to
him. "I am going to finish this one and then get out of here." "I WOULD TOO," said Nasrudin,
"BUT I HAVE GOT TO STAY. I AM THE HOST."



10. A guest at a concert turned to Mulla Nasrudin sitting next to him and criticised the voice of the
woman who was singing. "What a terrible voice," he said. "Do you know who she is?" "Yes,"
said the Mulla. "She's my wife." "Oh," said the embarrassed guest, "I beg your pardon. Of
course, it is not her voice that is bad, it is that awful song she has to sing. I wonder who wrote
it." "I DID," said Nasrudin.


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