Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 20

1. Mulla Nasrudin's wife woke him up one morning and said, "Honey, wake up. Today is our 42nd
wedding anniversary. I think we ought to celebrate. What do you say we kill a chicken?" The
Mulla looked at her and said, "WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT TO PUNISH A POOR
CHICKEN FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED 42 YEARS AGO?"

2. Mulla Nasrudin was talking to his lawyer about having his will drawn up. The lawyer asked him:
"What's to be different about this will?" "OH," said Nasrudin, "I AM LEAVING EVERYTHING TO
MY WIFE ON THE CONDITION THAT SHE MARRIES AGAIN. I WANT SOMEBODY TO BE SORRY I
DIED."

3. Mulla Nasrudin, celebrating his 95th birthday was asked by a friend: "Don't you hate growing
old, Mulla?" "HECK, NO,"said Nasrudin. "IF I WASN'T GROWING OLD, I'D BE DEAD."


4. A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 99th birthday. As he was shaking
hands to leave, he said, "I hope I can come back next year and see you on your 100th
birthday." "I DON'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T," said the old Mulla. "YOU LOOK HEALTHY ENOUGH."


5. The tourist was talking to Mulla Nasrudin who had just celebrated his 100th birthday. "And to
what do you owe your great age?" he asked. "WELL, I AM NOT SURE YET," said Nasrudin. "I AM
DICKERING WITH A COUPLE OF BREAKFAST FOOD COMPANIES, SIR."


6. A newspaper reporter was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 100th birthday. "If you had your
life to live over," he asked, "do you think you would make the same mistakes again?"
"CERTAINLY, " said the old Mulla, "BUT I WOULD START A LOT SOONER."


7. Mulla Nasrudin finally reached the age of 105. A newspaper reporter from town came out to
take his picture and write a story about him. The reporter was talking to a neighbour about the
old man and asked him, "How do you figure your friend was able to live so long?" "I GUESS,"
said the neighbour, "IT WAS BECAUSE HE NEVER DID ANYTHING ELSE."


8. A newspaperman was interviewing Mulla Nasrudin on his 105th birthday. He noticed that the
Mulla was wearing a rabbit's foot on his key chain. "You don't mean to tell me," said the
newspaperman, "that a man of your experience still believes in that old and childish
superstition? " "CERTAINLY NOT," said Nasrudin, "BUT MY WIFE: TELLS ME IT IS SUPPOSED TO
BRING YOU LUCK WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN IT OR NOT."


9. Mulla Nasrudin was stabbed by burglars. But before dying he wrote a note to his wife from the
hospital. The last paragraph of it read: "I have been very fortunate because only the day before
I had put all of my money and negotiable bonds in my safety deposit box at the bank, SO THAT
I AM LOSING PRACTICALLY NOTHING BUT MY LIFE."


10. When Mulla Nasrudin died, his wife decided to have him cremated. The attendant at the
crematory showed his widow a display of beautifully decorated urns for his ashes. "NO," she
said. "I DON'T WANT ANY OF THOSE THINGS. I WANT YOU TO PUT HIS ASHES IN AN HOUR
GLASS. I AM GOING TO PUT IT ON THE MANTELPIECE. MULLA NASRUDIN NEVER DID A DAY'S
WORK IN HIS LIFE, BUT BELIEVE ME, HE WILL BE BUSY ALL DAY LONG FROM NOW ON."

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