Mulla Nasruddin Short Jokes Collection - Part 7

1. "Oh, what a funny-looking cow," the young city-girl said to Mulla Nasrudin. "There are many
reasons," said Nasrudin, "why a cow does not have horns. Some do not grow them until late in
life. Others are dehorned. Some breeds are not supposed to have horns. AND, THIS
PARTICULAR COW DOES NOT HAVE HORNS BECAUSE IT IS A HORSE!"


2. Mulla Nasrudin thought he was going to die with a toothache. He asked his friend, "What can I
do to relieve the pain?" "I will tell you what I do," his friend said.

"When I have a toothache, or a pain, I go over to my wife, and she puts her arms around me, and caresses me, and soothes
me until finally I forget all about the pain." Nasrudin brightened up and said: "GEE, THAT'S
WONDERFUL! IS SHE HOME NOW?"


3. A well-known dead-beat caught Mulla Nasrudin on the street one day before the Mulla could
duck. "I am really in a jam and need money," he said to the Mulla," and I have not any idea
where I am going to get some."

"I AM SURE GLAD TO HEAR THAT," said Nasrudin. "I WAS AFRAID YOU MIGHT HAVE THE MISTAKEN IDEA YOU COULD BORROW SOME FROM ME."


4. Mulla Nasrudin was telling his friends in the tavern one day about his family. "Nine boys," he said, "and all good, except Abdul. HE LEARNED TO READ."


5. Mulla Nasrudin came home and was told by his wife that the cook had quit. "Again?" moaned
the Mulla. "What was the matter this time?" "You were!" said his wife.

"She said you used insulting language to her over the phone this morning." "GOOD GRIEF! " said Nasrudin. "I AM
SORRY, I THOUGHT I WAS TALKING TO YOU. "



6. The bus was crowded when the little old lady got on, and Mulla Nasrudin stood up. She pushed
the Mulla back gently and said, "No, thanks." Nasrudin tried to rise again and she pushed him
back a second time.

Finally, Nasrudin said to her, "PLEASE LET ME GET UP, LADY, I AM TWO BLOCKS PAST MY S NOW."


7. A member of the finance committee called on Mulla Nasrudin. "I am calling about the yearly
contribution to the fund for converting the heathen," he said. "last year you gave a rupee."
"WHAT!" said Nasrudin in surprise "HAVEN'T YOU CONVERTED THEM YET?"



8. Mulla Nasrudin lived far beyond his means and was constantly hounded by his creditors. But he
was so used to them that their presence caused him no distress. In fact, he treated them with
the utmost courtesy.

Once he even served a bill collector champagne. "If you cannot afford to
pay your debts," the bill collector demanded, "how can you afford to serve champagne?"
"DON'T GET SORE," said Nasrudin, "I ASSURE YOU, THIS HASN'T BEEN PAID FOR EITHER,
SIR."



9. Mulla Nasrudin had been working day and night throughout his district in a life or death
struggle for reelection. He was relaxing one evening, following a speech, in the home of a
friend.

"I have heard your speeches," his friend said, "but I think the real question is what will
you do if you are reelected." "NO," said Nasrudin, "THE REAL QUESTION IS WHAT WILL I DO IF
I AM NOT."


10. A young preacher was just getting acquainted with his duties. One of his first chores was to
visit the hospital where Mulla Nasrudin, a member of his flock, was confined as a result of an
automobile accident. The Mulla had been seriously injured: a broken leg, both arms broken, a
broken collar bone, terrible cuts over his face and head, and several broken ribs.

He was so thoroughly bandaged and taped and strapped up that only his two eyes and mouth were
showing. The young preacher was at a loss for words, but realized that he must say something,
so he asked the Mulla: "How do you feel today? I suppose all of those broken bones and cuts
cause a great deal of pain.

Do you suffer very much?" "NO, NOT MUCH," said Nasrudin, "ONLY WHEN I LAUGH."

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