Munna Bhai Jokes Collection 2

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU : B.A.
MUNNA BHAI : Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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CIRCUIT : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :  Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

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MAMU :  Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
MUNNA BHAI : Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU : Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

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PROFESSOR : Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :  Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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CIRCUIT :  Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :  Nehin.
CIRCUIT :  To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

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MUNNA BHAI  : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

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MAMU :  Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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