Alive or Dead

Banta and Ram Lai were working on a roof, when Banta slipped and fell to the ground.

Ram Lai leaned over and called out: 'You dead or alive, Banta?' 'Alive,' moaned Banta.

'You're a liar. I don't know whether to believe you or not,' said Ram Lai.

'Then I must be dead,' said Banta, 'because you wouldn't dare call me a liar if I were alive.

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