Khushwant Singh Short Jokes - Part 1

  1. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
  2. Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
  3. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  4. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
  5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  6. An irritated man : I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  7. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
  8. Which side of a duck has more feathers??? The 'outside' of course
  9. Light travels faster then sound... which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.


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