Santa and Banta met on a village road. Santa was carrying a large gunny bag over his shoulder.

'Oye, Santa,' hailed Banta, 'what is in the bag?' 'Murgiyan €” Chickens,' came the reply. 'If I guess how many, can I have one?' asked Banta

'You can have both of them.'

'OK,' said Banta, 'five.'

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