Rajnikant One Liner Jokes

Rajnikant One Liner Jokes
  1. When Rajnikant dies..his tombstone will not read RIP...... ......... It will read.......BRB!!
  2. There are no lesbians. Only women who have not met Rajnikant!
  3. Rajnikant wanted someone who wouldn't bow in fron't of him, so created GOD.
  4. Once Rajnikant kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
  5. When Rajnikant does push ups, he isn't lifting himself up, he is pushing the earth down...!!! :o :D
  6. If u mistype Rajnikant 's name in Google, it doesn't suggest a correction, It simply says "Run While You Still Can!!!!"
  7. Once superman made a bet with Rajnikant, the loser had to wear the underwear outside !
  8. Rajinikanth's email id is This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it. Rajnikant
  9. There is no Ctrl button on Rajnikant's pc beacuse Rajnikant is always in control :-)
  10. Rajnikant died 20 years ago. Death hasn't built the courage to tell him yet!

  1. AB maybe be the host but only Rajnikant knows kaun banega crorepati !!!
  2. Secret of Apple logo revealed...It was Rajnikant who ate the Apple..!!! 
  3. Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.. the bank bounced.. 
  4. Harvard got it's MBA from Rajnikant 
  5. Only Rajnikant knows ki choli ke peechhe kya hai! 
  6. 20 years later 'ROBOT' will make a film called "Rajnikant".........!!! 
  7. Rajnikant can like a post even before it is 
  8. Rajnikant kicked a man once. Today that man is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon 
  9. Once a Dengue mosquito bit Rajnikant. The mosquito couldn't make it, it died of a brain hemorrhage. 
  10. Mrs.Pratibha Patil is Indian citizen no.1...No. of Rajnikant number is 0 
  11. Rajnikant wrote a cheque without balance.. the bank bounced. 
  12. Rajnikant can kill two stones with one bird... :)) 
  13. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Rajnikant allows to live. 
  14. When Rajnikant enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............. he turns the darkness off. 
  15. When Rajnikant logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening! 
  16. Scientist wasted money and time inventing money on rocket technology as they were not aware of Rajnikant 
  17. Rajnikant can actually run faster than his own legs 
  18. Rajnikant can make onions cry.

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