Santa and Banta - Part I

Santa & Banta Jokes Part 1

Santa Kumar was walking on the road and paused to read the graffiti on the wall. It read "Padne waala gadha."(one who reads it is an ass.) Santa thought for an hour, erased it and wrote back,"Likhne waala gadha."(One who wrote it is an ass).

Mrs. Banta Kumar was in the habit of having long conversation on the telephone, sometimes going on over an hour. One day she hung up after 25 minutes."What is the matter today? asked her husband. "Today you had less than half an hour conversation on the phone." "I got a wrong number," replied Mrs. Banta.

Banta Kumar was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Kumar." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Two horses
Santa and Banta had just bought two horses. Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse. While doing so,an enemy of Santa loboks at him. This enemy also cuts the left ear of Banta. By doing so Santa and Banta come in confusion to differenciate. So, next thing Santa keeps on cutting his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on. And the enemy also kept on doing so with Banta's horse.

At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only. The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution, How to diffrenciate thier horses. So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .

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