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Sidhuisms on Players

  • Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
  • Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
  • On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
  • Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
  • Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
  • My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.
  • Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar
  • Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.
  • Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.
  • Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen
  • Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.
  • Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)
  • Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.
  • Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.
  • Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.
  • Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!
  • Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX
  • Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle
  • Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.
  • Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
  • Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
  • Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
  • Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
  • Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...
  • On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
  • Prasad;He opened him like a can of beans.
  • When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.
  • Navjot Sidhu:(on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!
  • Ashish Nehra:(facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.
  • Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
  • Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.
  • Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!
  • Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.

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